Can you imagine if I was deranged? Dwight I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffle bag. I just really think we should talk about it. Jim: Well, I'm not actually making a formal complaint. Jim: And I didn't tell anyone, 'cause I'm not really sure how I feel about it.ĭwight: That is not true. : Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons.Five bucks each, and it was totally worth it. Michael: OK, so Dwight, in your own words: "Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. : This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer, and Jim.Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the women's room, when I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can." Michael "This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer, and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder. Michael: Here's a Kelly complaint: "Ryan never returns my calls." Join the club. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. : Alright, how about the Phyllis/Angela dispute?.Michael: Alright, how about the Phyllis/Angela dispute?
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